commanderinqueef: texting more than one person at a time is too stressful for me
pvathananonh: A teacher in New York was teaching her class about bullying and gave them the following exercise to perform. She had the children take a piece of paper and told them to crumple it up, stomp on it and really mess it up but do not rip it. Then she had them unfold the paper, smooth it out and look at how scarred and dirty is was. She then told them to tell it they’re sorry. Now even...
The moment after a test...
You to a friend: What did you get on question #___? Same answer: Different answers:
there’re just so many days when I can’t see what others see in me.
They keep saying the right person will come along,...
fine whatever i will just date myself
Respect yourself enough to walk away from anything that no longer serves you,...– (via sandymo)
I miss you, but I'd rather not bother you.
We managed to foil our teacher's plans
alizdurshoe: Hilarity brought by the SAS class of 2012’s AP Physics students.
You never stop loving someone, you just learn to try to live without them.– (via niggaitstracy)
thatfunnyblog: Oh, you stick your middle finger up in pictures
me: knock knock
friend: who's there
me: interrupting black woman
friend: interrupting bla-
friend: move you're blocking the view
me: I am the view.
Anonymous asked: i haven't submitted anything to your ask box for days. i feel weird. i don't know benjamin. I really like you. But I live in New York, and you know nothing about me. I'm ready for a relationship, but I know that we can't be because we're too far apart and you're way older than I. I'll send you my tumblr when it's done. Have a nice day :) I've got to get...
I want a relationship. A real, pure, loving,...
ohfuckyeahitsjosh: I’m not lonely or desperate, I’m just ready.
do you ever just wanna sit next to someone and listen to everything they could possibly say about anything ever just because you like their face and their voice and their general existence
when girls are on their period
Girl: Hey can you check for me?
Friend: Yeah walk in front of me.
*looks at butt*
Friend: Nope, you're good.
A very short lesson in Psychology:
When a person laughs too much, even on stupid things, that person is sad deep inside When a person sleeps a lot, that person is lonely When a person talks less and if he talks fast, that person is keeping a secret When a person can’t cry, that person is weak When a person eats in an abnormal way, that person is in tension When a person cries on little things, that person is softhearted ...
benefits of dating me
you’ll be dating me I could go on but I think I’ve made my point
Sometimes a nice long hug..
myhue-tiffany: …helps..alot. and it’s all you need.
My first waacking course starts tomorrow :] exciteddddd
me: i am so bored
unfinished video games: play me
unfinished books: read me
unfinished tv shows and unwatched movies: watch me
daily exercise routine: complete me
me: there's nothing to do
a-little-insane: I’m so sick of the sexual tension between me and the fridge.
saddeer: waiting for someone to come up to me and confess they have been in love with me from a distance for forever is really getting tiring tbh
Sometimes I feel like I'm "too clingy" or "too...
me: should i make a sarcastic comment or not